i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
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the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
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drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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