I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
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Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
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My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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