Betty ford says i'm here all night
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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