its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
The struggles of a small town man whore
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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