Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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