I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
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Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.