New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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