thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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