You work out of a Hotel?
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
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A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
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If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
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