D3 body, D1 cock
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
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