I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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