Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
