I wanna bring you to show and tell
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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