apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
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found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
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All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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