I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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