The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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