belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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