she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
FUCK WHALES
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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