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from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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