Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
last night I used snow as a chaser
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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