...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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