I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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