How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
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Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
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