The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
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Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
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My lighter is stuck in my beard.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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