then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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