hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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