I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
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How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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