I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
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Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
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ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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