Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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