i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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