We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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