She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
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I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
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I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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