i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
