too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
