I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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