I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
she smelled like a LAN party
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they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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