i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
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i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
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I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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