he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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