Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
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I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
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Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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