I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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