we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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