Dual....:-)
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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