The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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