Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
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