Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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