I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Just puked most of my soul out..
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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