How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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