So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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