I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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