Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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