I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
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I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
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In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?