take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
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I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
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once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season