Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"