I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
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Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
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Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.