NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
Randomize
