He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
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I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
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The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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