If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Randomize
