Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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