the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
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I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
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I just blew my weed a kiss
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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