He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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