I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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